Tuesday, 20 January 2015

What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque.. #dentistryjokes

What do you call a dentist in the army ? A drill sergeant ! #dentistryjokes

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...He braces himself.. #dentistryjokes

What did the dentist say to the golfer? "You have a hole in one. " #dentistryjokes

What did the dentist say to the computer?...This won't hurt a byte.. #dentistryjokes

What was the dentist doing in Panama?...Looking for the Root Canal.. #dentistryjokes

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?...Caps and robbers... #dentistryjokes

Why does a dentist seem moody? Because he always looks down in the mouth. #dentistryjokes

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?...Fill me in when you get back #dentistryjokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist? Because they fought both tooth and nail! #dentistryjokes

At what time do most people go to the dentist? At tooth-hurty (2:30)#dentistryjokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.